Sometimes I just want to cry...

[MoRmEnGiL]

Can we stop trying to find places to put F.R.'s dick please? ;p

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At least with panda's proposition though we do avoid the cosmic horrors of procreation we are sworn to avoid.. ;p

[FlowerChild]

Can we stop trying to find places to put F.R.'s dick please? ;p

Lol! Dude, that's pretty much a life-sentence from puberty onwards :)

[finite8]

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Monologue of a penis:

Baby: Wait, i have a penis? Why has my penis made my face wet and smelly?
Toddler: Look what i can do with my penis!
Toilet Trained: Look where i can aim my Penis?
Child: I can't aim my Penis, why is it pointing straight up?
Puberty: Whoa... i like this new function of my Penis?
Sex Ed: You want me to glad wrap my penis?
Teenager: I want to use my Penis.
First Hangover: Nnggghhhh... why can't i feel my Penis?
Graduation: I REALLY want to use my penis now.
University: Yay! I used my penis wrapped in Glad Wrap!
Committed Relationship (or a really drunk night): Yay! I used my Penis without glad wrap!
Married: I wish i could use my penis more often.
Finally maturing: Oh crap, look what my Penis just did!
First Trimester: I wish i could use my Penis.
Second Trimester: I feel bad for using my penis.
Third Trimester: I now feel REALLY bad for using my penis.
Fatherhood: Oh look! another penis!
Obesity: I can't see my Penis any more.
Health Kick: Oh! there it is!
Middle Age: Oi! Penis! Wake up!
Old Age: Nnggghhhh... why can't i feel my Penis?
Senile: Wait, i have a penis? Why has my penis made my face wet and smelly?


And as a bonus:

[FlowerChild]

I think we're rapidly crossing the line again guys...

Please don't reduce me to behaving like a parental figure.

[morvelaira]

FlowerChild as a father... why is this amazing and terrifying at the same time?

*hides with her off topicness*

[FurkeyRefills]

Whoa, this definitely cheered my up after a terrible exam ;P

[FaceFoiled]

I felt this kinda belongs here.



And wow, a commercial? Did not expect that :P I liked it nonetheless. :)
-edit. Ok it quite clearly states it in the link/embedded title. But I did not see that on the site I saw it! :P

[FlowerChild]

I felt this kinda belongs here.

Yay! Living in a panopticon proves that love is real! I feel all warm and fuzzy! ;)

(sorry...bordering on political, but....grrrrrrrrr)

[HavokSCOUT]

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Nice to know someone else looks at 9gag. ;)

[FaceFoiled]

Nice to know someone else looks at 9gag. ;)

First time tonight! And that is not even a lie. :D Got so bored at the last half hour of work (weekend now, and finished that annoying late evening shift), I decided to give it a go :P. I prefer imgur though, but already was up to date on that. :P

[Horizon]

-snip-...and how you can find some youngsters to look quite smart and wise for their age.

Are you referring to moi? /egostroking

[FlowerChild]

Are you referring to moi? /egostroking

Unlikely. /egodeflating

[morvelaira]

No, dear. It's /bubblepop

[Horizon]

And the proper response is /middlefinger.