Sometimes I just want to cry...

[FlowerChild]

Sometimes...sometimes someone manages to post something on the MCF thread that's just so entirely full of win that I want to break down into a sobbing mess.

Today appears to be one of those days.

[Twitch]

I don't know whether you are serious, or heaping so much sarcasm up that I could live in a tiny cave made inside of it.

[FlowerChild]

I don't know whether you are serious, or heaping so much sarcasm up that I could live in a tiny cave made inside of it.

No, seriously, there's a level of stupidity, with no indication that the person is trolling, that throws me into despair.

Don't know if it's over the state of the human race in general, or just if it's due to someone being so utterly clueless on what it is that I'm doing or what. Just despair.

[morvelaira]

Are you referring to rickystardomer? Cause I need to screen shot that, and use it as an example of the guy not to be...

[FlowerChild]

Are you referring to rickystardomer? Cause I need to screen shot that, and use it as an example of the guy not to be...

I don't think you really need me to answer that question :)

[FlowerChild]

Imagine it kinda like face-palming so hard that it hurts. I think that's a fairly accurate analogy to how I react to these one in a million kinda posts.

[walker_boh_65]

I can not count to the level of stupidity that user has.

Come back to us FC. Just stay away from that bad bad place.

[FlowerChild]

Rereading the post, he has to be trolling...he just has to.

[Ultionis]

Shit on a stick... I may have just laughed the entire town awake.

Let's just say the guy's dog got to the keyboard while he was showering/eating or otherwise incapacitated. As for trolling, I dunno man. Don't EVER go full retard.

[Sarudak]

Linky link?

[tedium]

it's similar to the gut-wrenching feeling of seeing a car accident and knowing someones hurt, or the heart break of losing someone you love... you feel it deep inside and it's one of those rare physical emotions. i used to think it felt like a hollowness in my head. these days i feel it more clearly, and it's feels more as though part of my brain has frozen and gone numb, just in between my left and right hemisphere and level with my jawline. i like to think it's associated with disgust over an individuals level of evolution, and the reflection that has on the human condition. the feared possibility is that my right brain understands while my left refuses to; that sounds like the early stages of an intellectual condition. but it only ever happens when someone does something so utterly stupid that i actually fear for their future. maybe it's just my brain protecting me from connecting the same dots and becoming equally as stupid. empathy can be great, but maybe sometimes it's more dangerous than we can know.

didn't read the mcf post, just know that feeling. face palming can't solve it, and while ignoring it seems counter-intuitive, perhaps it's the safest option ;)

[gftweek]

If he's older than 7 he's either trolling or was educated by having rocks thrown at his head, otherwise it sounds perfectly legit for that someone on the low end of the IQ scale for that age. I have to attribute a child mentality to the person in question so my brain doesn't break.

[DIG_down]

Linky link?

http://www.minecraftforum.net/user/1031 ... tab__posts

pretty funny stuff

[PureZaros]

Ow. I think the reasoning center in my brain just died. I'm having urges to murder something.

On a side note, the voices are back.

[Norren]

This guy makes me want to draw sad minecraft parody art to commemorate his professional trollishness. Things like "Age of automobiles" with Minecraft VW Vans made out of bricks with square wheels.

I also love how half of his "modern" weapon proposals are archaic weapons.

His use of magic launcher does sort of make me think it's a deliberate troll, but everything else screams teenager. :^/

[jorgebonafe]

Its about where you have a dream about some prophocy and some obsidian city in the sky.

I just love this particular sentence. So, sorry, FC, I think this just proves he's not trolling...

[Twitch]

But guys... SHURIKINS!!!!!!

Seriously though... I honestly, genuinely, in the very pit of my barely beating heart, feel dumber and generally a worse person for even having laid eyes on that...

[Dr. Kylstein]

Meh. It's just a clueless tech support request (most are) and a ohmygoditwouldbesocoolifthesewereadded list. More like one of a million than one in.

[Azdoine]

Seems like a clueless youngish person, not an intentional troll.
...But his posts are still hilarious!

[RaustBlackDragon]

Ugh. My sympathies, FC. I get stuff like this a lot too, but never one that... verbose. Like, he phrased it in letter format 0_0;

How long did that take him to put together? usually when I write posts that long, it takes me a while, and I'm sure it didn't take him as long, but still, it should've been long enough to...

ugh.

[FlowerChild]

It's all good guys. I think it was just that particular combination that really did it. So maybe not a single massive face-palm, but rather a rapid-fire succession of smaller ones that left me writhing in pain from the accumulated effect ;)

[finite8]

It's all good guys. I think it was just that particular combination that really did it. So maybe not a single massive face-palm, but rather a rapid-fire succession of smaller ones that left me writhing in pain from the accumulated effect ;)

Death by a thousand needles

[FlowerChild]

Death by a thousand needles

Yeah, or Chinese water torture...either way :)

[RaustBlackDragon]

Death by a thousand needles

Yeah, or Chinese water torture...either way :)

Or maybe Japanese bamboo torture? ;)

[Flesh_Engine]

Wow, that's amazing, a 4 year old with excellent typing skills ;)