I SKINNED MY KNEE!!!!!

morvelaira · Post by **morvelaira** » Sat Jul 28, 2012 5:04 am

Oh my poor, sweet, insanity-inducing eldritch lord....

*kisses tentacle and makes it better*

TheFlame52 · Post by **TheFlame52** » Sat Jul 28, 2012 9:09 am

I began to suspect when you posted you wanted to kick a puppy, but this proves it! You do have legs!

jorgebonafe · Post by **jorgebonafe** » Sat Jul 28, 2012 12:02 pm

TheFlame52 wrote:I began to suspect when you posted you wanted to kick a puppy, but this proves it! You do have legs!

He calls it a knee because its the closest word our tiny minds can comprehend.

Eriottosan · Post by **Eriottosan** » Sat Jul 28, 2012 12:47 pm

mebbez yu can let us use canvass as plasters 4 wen this happens 2 us in minecraft!!!! mebbez we cn even use rotten flesh 2 patch the wound!!!! real lyf inspiration ftw!!!!

</acting like an idiot>

I wish you a speedy recovery, oh mythical being. Hopefully you can wolf down a few souls to speed up the healing process. That or alcohol to numb the pain ;).

DxPanxD · Post by **DxPanxD** » Sat Jul 28, 2012 12:49 pm

I hope you took a jackhammer to the pavement in retribution.

Calcifire3691 · Post by **Calcifire3691** » Sat Jul 28, 2012 1:59 pm

DxPanxD wrote:I hope you took a jackhammer to the pavement in retribution.

nah, his ichor dissolved the pavement as soon as they made contact

morvelaira · Post by **morvelaira** » Sat Jul 28, 2012 2:19 pm

Eriottosan wrote:That or alcohol to numb the pain ;).

How do you think the knee got skinned in the first place?

Urian · Post by **Urian** » Sat Jul 28, 2012 2:21 pm

morvelaira wrote:How do you think the knee got skinned in the first place?

He fell of Rosebud?

Post by **FlowerChild** » Sat Jul 28, 2012 2:35 pm

Urian wrote: He fell of Rosebud?

Lol! Nice :)

I was having great fun on IRC last night playing-up my skinned knee. I don't think I've had one of those since I was a kid, so reverting to a pseudo-child state seemed appropriate ;)

The bigger problem however seems to be my twisted ankle and the general lack of mobility I have at present.

Ah well, such are the hazards of the par-tay :)

morvelaira · Post by **morvelaira** » Sat Jul 28, 2012 2:37 pm

Damnit! The one time I have actual, useful skills for you! ... And they require actual physical proximity. Damn you and your being 'who knows where'! :)

Urian · Post by **Urian** » Sat Jul 28, 2012 2:40 pm

Limited mobility is the latest trend, it's all the rage these days!

I have doctor's orders to use my knee as little as possible and take prescription painkillers - aka sit in front of my computers and munch happy pills ;) (just too bad it's not the same pills as in the army, they had me staring at snowflakes for 5 hours straight)

Ulfengaard · Post by **Ulfengaard** » Sat Jul 28, 2012 2:58 pm

FlowerChild wrote:The bigger problem however seems to be my twisted ankle and the general lack of mobility I have at present.

*quietly slides twisted-ankle ritual materials under bed*

Look on the bright side: at least now you'll have even more time to code! Won't that be fun!

*cue Misery soundtrack*

MoRmEnGiL · Post by **MoRmEnGiL** » Sat Jul 28, 2012 5:12 pm

Urian wrote:they had me staring at snowflakes for 5 hours straight

You need pills for this? :embarassed:

Panda · Post by **Panda** » Sat Jul 28, 2012 5:23 pm

Ohh!!! It must be a clue to the return home!!! You tricky guy your not gonna sneak one by panda! ;D
Just kidding :D
*Panda puts bandage on knee*
Feel Better :D

Gargantuan_Penguin · Post by **Gargantuan_Penguin** » Sun Jul 29, 2012 10:08 am

I haven't had a skinned knee in ages... gotta love that burning pain.

Horizon · Post by **Horizon** » Sun Jul 29, 2012 10:19 am

Ah, this is why I love my family's trait of skin like tanned leather. I never get skinned knees or anything.

Elensaar · Post by **Elensaar** » Sun Jul 29, 2012 10:25 am

Horizon wrote:I never get skinned knees or anything.

That just means you're not trying hard enough. Completely falling at making a turn on a longboard should do it. ;-) It did for me last summer..

Horizon · Post by **Horizon** » Sun Jul 29, 2012 10:41 am

I actually did try that a few years back. It certainly hurt, but my knee's skin was intact.

M!C · Post by **M!C** » Sun Jul 29, 2012 10:55 am

Gargantuan_Penguin wrote:I haven't had a skinned knee in ages... gotta love that burning pain.

In that case I can recommend playing volleyball inside without a pair of these:

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Before I got myself a pair my knees were practically permanently skinned ... I know I could/should have improved my falling technique but well ... that takes effort. ;)

Gargantuan_Penguin · Post by **Gargantuan_Penguin** » Sun Jul 29, 2012 11:01 am

Yeah, I used to play indoor volleyball a lot, I went through so many pairs of pants. And quite a few skinned knees.

TheAnarchitect · Post by **TheAnarchitect** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 1:09 pm

Between being into parkour, and riding mopeds, I have skinned pretty much all of me at one point or another. These days I'm more likely to dislocate a knee than skin it. Stupid degenerative cartilage. "No, Mr Wayne, I can't suggest you go 'heli-skiing'"

Horizon · Post by **Horizon** » Tue Jul 31, 2012 12:15 am

Pft. Age ain't nothin' but a number... that indicates how old you are.

odranoel · Post by **odranoel** » Tue Jul 31, 2012 5:28 am

I used to be a modder, then i took a skid to the knee.....

lol, sory, i couldnt help my self. thats all i could think of when i saw this post xD

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