http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-28545964
Yo momma sucks like a hat; apparently not really an insult. One octopus mom was observed guarding over her eggs at a depth of 1.4 Km (almost a mile deep) for four years. Possibly without resting or eating.
Expecting gold crusted squid eggs in the next update, for those who have discovered how to get the hatsies to take Steve to their underwater dimension.