A giant-phallus-building-competition

[darknessLPs]

Alright ladies and gentleman, it's time to show the world who's got the wood! Post pictures and videos of your most impressive "little man down under" that you've built in minecraft. Thanks to the creator of the mod- FlowerChild for this amazing idea to erect some erections!

Only two rules:

• Use only items from BTW and vanilla(TMI or other inventory editors allowed)
• No pictures of real penises!

Contest End date: August 1, 2011 No creations submitted on or after this date will be considered.

On a side note, if FC could provide an opinion on what the best creation is on the end date, I'd love to have my opinion swayed.

[FlowerChild]

Well, I'll help kick it off with my own creation to set a precedent:



This was a joint effort between myself and Battosay on Kitty's server.

Coincidentally, Kitty hasn't been around since...

[JWA]

lol, and it should be built in the air facing down over a hill shaped like this:

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[walker_boh_65]

Well, I'll help kick it off with my own creation to set a precedent:

This was a joint effort between myself and Battosay on Kitty's server.

Coincidentally, Kitty hasn't been around since...

looks like she couldnt, wait for it, wait fot it,...handle that much wood....

[Gdnite]

looks like she couldnt, wait for it, wait fot it,...handle that much wood....

I see what you did there

[David367th]

Great, now I have to see what I can come up with...

*just facepalm'd*

Does those woll icon thingys (forgot what their called...lol) of a naked dude count?

[darknessLPs]

if it's made of wool in minecraft then no it doesn't count, I just don't want anyone taking pictures of their members and posting them on this forum, not only is it disturbing to those who aren't used to it(pretty much meaning those on omegle and 4chan) it's probably against the rules and will result in banhammering. So no, to answer your question in a more broad sense, if it's made out of minecraft blocks it's not against the rules(unless of course it's a edited painting).

[Miss_Kat]

I lost count as to how many times I died building this. (I don't have any flying mods.)

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And the throne inside...

This confused the hell out of my boyfriend when he woke up. There was really no excuse I could give him.

[FlowerChild]

I lost count as to how many times I died building this. (I don't have any flying mods.)

No images? Sigh...there you go getting my hopes up for nothing :)

EDIT: Oh wait, they're just taking forever to load. I've only seen the throne so far...

[Miss_Kat]

It's under a spoiler, Flowerchild! I think you might need more caffeine.

[FlowerChild]

It's under a spoiler, Flowerchild! I think you might need more caffeine.

No, now I see them...was just extremely slow loading for some reason :)

Rofl! I commend your use of sand for accurate flesh-tone man. That must have been a pain to construct indeed.

And I didn't use any cheats for my work of art above either, so kudos to you for that as well.

Nicely done, despite any domestic trouble it may cause :)

[Miss_Kat]

Rofl! I commend your use of sand for accurate flesh-tone man. That must have been a pain to construct indeed.

And I didn't use any cheats for my work of art above either, so kudos to you for that as well.

Nicely done, despite any domestic trouble it may cause :)

It was a giant pain in the ass. I kept accidentally knocking out supporting blocks and having to make pillars to add more sand at the top.

Ha, thanks; no domestic trouble though. Just an awkward conversation while he was half asleep still. It's got to be a little jarring to wake up to see a giant dong on your SO's computer.

[cheechako]

It was a giant pain in the ass.

This is so very, very wrong. <shaking head>

[Urian]

I can't help myself wondering if there is any significance to the fact that we've seen images of two phalluses (phalli? How many non native-english speakers know the proper plural?) ame by a man and a woman. The one made by a man has testicles (and pubic hair) while the one by a woman more closely resembles something operating on batteries.

The plot thickens (and no, that's not my pet name for it).

[Miss_Kat]

Damnit, I knew I made the nuts too small.

[Elensaar]

Damnit, I knew I made the nuts too small.

Well, that's a question of proportion, right? It might just be a... representation... of someone that has extraordinarily good blood supply to his member. ;)

[Glox]

No one made a floodgate on the top yet? You know, one pull to release its fluids ...

[FlowerChild]

No one made a floodgate on the top yet? You know, one pull to release its fluids ...

I originally wanted my phallus to have the entire glans on pistons so that it could retract periodically and have water flow down over the top.

However, I got a little tired at the time and decided to call it quits before fully mechanizing it :)

[blithen]

What...The...Fuck...

[Noodlerex]

No one made a floodgate on the top yet? You know, one pull to release its fluids ...

Its times like these i wish milk was a placeable block.

[David367th]

XD lol

[darknessLPs]

I am so glad I made this contest, keep 'um coming(no pun intended) boys and girls. On the note of mechanized fluid creation, I'd like a video for that one :D

[finite8]

Something more subtle for the aspiring Phallus home?

[darknessLPs]

Something more subtle for the aspiring Phallus home?

is that a creeper face on that box in the left hand side above the couch?

[magikeh]

"what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas"

Except For Crabs (and an assortment of other STIs)

And on that note i propose a game:

With all these Giant dongs... you are a 'crab' and you must run around with your 'tool' (flint and steel) and make that burning sensation ravage the Land!! ^_^/ good luck!